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BGR, a U.S. based technology news blog, published a story \u00a0that is just so odd, it has to be seen to be believed. It turns out there is something in the States called the\u00a0National Cable and Telecommunications Association and they attempted to launch a quirky anti-cable cutting campaign intended to go viral. Instead, what they got was, well, something else…<\/p>\n

Behold: Cable companies release the worst anti-cord cutting campaign of all time<\/h1>\n

\"cable-hole-3\"<\/p>\n

By\u00a0Zach Epstein<\/a><\/p>\n

Are you a cable TV subscriber who might be considering cutting the cord? Did you already take the leap and dump your TV service? Cable TV doesn\u2019t want to see you go, and it wants you back if you\u2019ve already left. And what better way to convey that message than with a nice little campaign put together by the\u00a0National Cable and Telecommunications Association,\u00a0the main trade association for cable operators in the U.S.<\/p>\n

Behold:\u00a0The Hole Saga<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Launched earlier this month, The Hole Saga campaign apparently hopes to stop subscribers from cutting the cord by\u2026 well\u2026 I have no idea how it hopes to stop subscribers from cutting the cord.<\/p>\n

Ads currently running on various websites carry the tag line\u00a0\u201dLife without cable leaves a mighty big hole.\u201d Clicking through takes you to The Hole Saga website, where you can watch four short marketing films brought to you by the NCTA.<\/p>\n

The short films are intentionally ridiculous of course, but their intentional ridiculousness is so ridiculous that it\u2019s almost unbearable. Like a train wreck, though, it\u2019s almost impossible to look away.<\/p>\n

The premise of each short is as follows: a\u00a0person finds him or herself in a precarious or otherwise undesirable situation. Just as things are about to go bad, the video stops and the viewer is asked to do one of two things: \u201cGive \u2018em cable\u201d or \u201cCut \u2018em loose.\u201d<\/p>\n

Choose to give the protagonist cable and a tablet, presumably connected to a high-speed wireless network provided by a cable carrier, somehow appears. The information gleaned from whatever website or video happens to be displayed on the tablet inevitably saves the day.<\/p>\n

Choose instead to \u201ccut \u2018em loose,\u201d and disaster strikes.<\/p>\n

An example:<\/p>\n

In the first video, a man with a gaping hole in his chest (get it?) is bicycling on a road through the desert when he happens upon a little bunny he believes to be in need of his help. He gets off of his bicycle and approaches the seemingly cute and friendly rabbit. Upon closer inspection, we see that the rabbit actually has glowing red eyes and sharp, jagged teeth. The man doesn\u2019t seem to care.<\/p>\n

Then, the all too important question is asked: \u201cGive \u2018em cable\u201d or \u201cCut \u2018em loose?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"cable-hole-4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The cable cutter continues to embrace the bunny, and offers the small creature a ride on his bicycle. The rabbit then leaps up and latches on to the man\u2019s neck, biting down and continuing to hold on despite the man\u2019s struggles.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd because he didn\u2019t get the news,\u201d a tablet tethered to a cactus reveals, \u201che didn\u2019t know mutant bunnies were on the loose.\u201d<\/p>\n

Of course had you given the poor guy cable, disaster would have been averted. The tablet tethered to the cactus would have been revealed in time and it would have been streaming a breaking newscast informing the man that mutant bunnies escaped from a nearby lab. He would know, then, to put on a falconry glove and tame the mutant beast before taking it for a ride on his bike.<\/p>\n

And that gaping hole in his chest\u2026 would have been filled.<\/p>\n

(Ugh.)<\/p>\n

To close out the video, the tag line appears:\u00a0\u201dThis has been a cable connection.\u201d<\/p>\n

Three more interactive videos on the site offer similar story lines and the viewer is then\u00a0invited to share the whole experience on Twitter or Facebook.\u00a0Despite searching, I couldn\u2019t find very many links posted by people who wanted to share The Hole Saga website on Twitter or Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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