A Message from the CEO

Do Epic StuffOur CEO Jody Schnarr, came across this the other day and instantly distributed it to everyone in the company. If there was ever an image that screamed what Worldline is all about and striving to become, this is it. Of course, we had to edit the text a bit. Suffice it to say, “Stuff” replaced a much more colourful word – but the message is clear either way.

Worldline is taking a stand for Canadians who no longer are willing to take it from the Big Telecom companies.

Epic changes are coming. We’re already awesome, but in the coming months, we’re going to be even more so. Stay tuned…

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Happy 75th Doughnut Day Canada – Why isn’t this a national holiday?

Contact_doughnutHappy Doughnut Day! In 1938, the Chicago Salvation Army established National Doughnut Day to raise money during the Great Depression. Now 75 years later, doughnuts are bigger business than ever. The U.S. doughnut industry is worth an estimated $3.6 billion US, and nobody seems to love doughnuts more than Canadians!

The question as to why doughnuts have holes has been raised by dozens of bakers over the years, but most agree that the answer to this sticky question lies in the fact that the interior of these fried cakes would not cook fully without a hole in the center. In short, the consistency of a doughnut lacking a hole would be, quite simply, doughy.

Another riveting theory as to the origin of the bulls eye in the doughnut holds that a sea captain named Hanson Gregory, while manning his post one stormy night, found it impossible both to steer his vessel and to eat his fried cake. Out of sheer frustration, and probably out of hunger, he impaled his cake over one of the spokes of the ship’s wheel, thereby creating a finger hold with which to grip the cake. Quite pleased with his ingenuity, Mr. Gregory ordered the galley’s cook to fry the cakes in that manner henceforth.

Whatever the reason for the hole in the doughnut, this fried cake, with or without a hole, has been incorporated into the diets of people throughout the world for centuries. In fact, archaeologists found petrified fried cakes with holes amongst the artifacts of a primitive Indian tribe.

Doughnut fun facts

  • National Doughnut Day is celebrated on the first Friday in June.
  • More than 10 billion doughnuts are made every year in the U.S. alone.
  • Canada’s estimated doughnut consumption is around 1 billion.
  • Per capita, Canada has more doughnut shops than any other country.
  • The largest doughnut ever made was a 1.7 ton jelly doughnut, which was 16 feet in diameter and 16 inches high in the center.
  • Adolph Levitt invented the first doughnut machine in 1920.
  • The Dutch are credited with bringing doughnuts to North America with their olykoeks, or oily cakes in the 1800s.
  • The Guinness World record for doughnut eating is held by John Haight, who ate 29 doughnuts in just over 6 minutes.

Source: LaMar’s Donuts, www.lamars.com

The Government comes through for you, again!

CRTCIt’s enough to give you actual faith in your government.

Well, almost.

Twice so far this year the CRTC has ruled in favour of the Canadian people instead of big telecom. Earlier this year it was the coming down on Bell for their Internet price gouging.

This time the governing body that oversees Canadian telecommunications has taken the hammer to mobile phone providers who have been taking advantage of their customers for years.

Here’s the good news…

Canadians can cancel their wireless contracts without fees after two years, under the new wireless code unveiled Monday by the CRTC.

The wireless code also caps charges for extra data at $50 per month and charges for international data roaming at $100 per month to prevent bill shock, the CRTC said in a release.

The new rules by the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission will apply to new contracts for cellphones and other personal mobile devices starting Dec. 2.

“Every day, Canadians rely on wireless devices while in their homes, at their jobs, at school or travelling abroad,” Jean-Pierre Blais, chair of the CRTC, said in a release. “The wireless code will contribute to a more dynamic marketplace by making it possible for Canadians to discuss their needs with service providers at least every two years.”

The CRTC said that, among other things, individual and small business consumers will be able to:

  • Terminate their wireless contracts after two years without cancellation fees, even if they have signed on for a longer term
  • Have their cellphones unlocked after 90 days, or immediately if they paid for the device in full
  • Return their cellphones within 15 days and specific usage limits, if they are unhappy with their service
  • Accept or decline changes to the key terms of a fixed-term contract and receive a contract that is easy to read and understand.

The wireless code will apply to all service providers in Canada, in particular where customers pay a monthly bill after using their services and, where applicable, to pre-paid wireless services, the CRTC said.

“The wireless code is a tool that will empower consumers and help them make informed choices about the service options that best meet their needs. To make the most of this tool, consumers also have a responsibility to educate themselves,” Blais said.

Worldline BundleAll of this came about because Canadians had simply had enough.

The CRTC’s public consultation on the wireless code attracted over 5,000 Canadians, who shared their views on an online discussion forum, in writing and at public hearings.

Worldline‘s not a wireless provider (yet). We’ve been trying for years, but on this, the CRTC hasn’t been playing nice with others, but we’re working on them.

That said, isn’t it cool what a pile of ticked off citizens can do? Congrats to them, and to the CRTC for listening.

 

A Facebook Controversy Erupts!

WLNSA few weeks ago, we started these little contests on Facebook. We would post a picture, like the one over there on the right, of a place where Worldline’s Unlimited High Speed Internet and Digital Home Phone has become available. Then we would challenge our Facebook friends to guess the location, and the first one to submit the correct answer wins some Worldline swag.*

We had another contest on Wednesday and the entries came in fast and furious. The way picked the winner was the pretty straight forward. Since Facebook sends out an email any time anyone comments on a post, the first email we received with the correct answer, (in this case Owen Sound, Ontario), was from a lady named Shari.

Today we announced that she had won and we received this reply:

“Hi there!  After looking at the contest post.  I don’t think i was the first to answer correctly.  I just want to be fair.  I do love Worldline though!!!

A controversy erupts! Shari was right. Looking at the post, it appears this guy Manuel was actually first. But we received her mail first. (It was certainly Facebook’s problem, not ours. Our email always works perfectly!)

Worldline BundleSo, what to do? Clearly, from now on we’ll go from the post on Facebook, but for particular contest  both will get some swag.

Manuel for being first, and Shari for being so freekin Canadian. Congrats to you both.

And congrats to Owen Sound as well. Now everyone in that beautiful city can take advantage of Worldline’s Unlimited High Speed  Internet and Home Phone bundle, and save up to $600/year.

Oh, and if you want to play along with our Facebook game, “Like” us on Facebook and you can see how much you know about Canadian geography, because we’re adding new communities to the Worldline family all the time.

* The swag is on the way, but there will be a delay because we recently changed our “look” and we’re waiting on the new stuff to arrive.